Viola Joke-of-the-Day
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violachicQ: What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
A: It saves time.
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
A: It saves time.
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Date: 2003-08-11 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-11 07:10 am (UTC)I will shift from music to agrarian.
Two cows were sitting on a grassy hilltop. One asks the other "What do you think of this 'mad cow disease?'"
"What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"
or perhaps navel?
There was an old salt who walked into a bar with a piece of a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The barkeep turns to him and says "Mate, there seems to be a bit of something in your pants"
"Arr, and it's driving me nuts..."
or religious?
You heard, of course, about the Bhuddist monk who declined novocane? He wanted to transcend dental medication...
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Date: 2003-08-11 08:29 am (UTC)