Viola Joke-of-the-Day
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violachicQ: What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
A: It saves time.
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
A: It saves time.
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Date: 2003-08-11 05:05 am (UTC)A flat minor.
What do you get when you cross a concertmaster with a ships master?
An anthem invoking the sea to step down to be flat
and a concertmaster guidance counselor?
The invocation to be natural.
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Date: 2003-08-11 06:06 am (UTC)A flat major
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Date: 2003-08-11 07:02 am (UTC)