Viola Joke-of-the-Day

[violachic]

Q: What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"

A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.

Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.

Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.

Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.

Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
A: It saves time.

Comments

[violachic.livejournal.com]

Sometimes...... but mostly young, amateur violists, so no more than any other young, amateur musician playing other instruments. Its basically our eccentric personalities that seem to perpetuate the viola joke lineage, for several reasons.