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[violachic]

So I don't read the RedEye. I mean, I really don't read it- I have read a copy cover to cover exactly once, and decided it was crap. I haven't read a copy since.

But today, I cannibalised one to get the crossword as my break entertainment.

I looked down at the corpse of the rest of the paper that was lying on the table. The horoscopes were on the page that was staring up at me.

So I read mine. Just out of curiosity.

I'm not a big believer in horoscopes. But sometimes I have to admit they hit pretty close to home. Sometimes.

My horoscope in the RedEye today reads as follows:

Jupiter is finishing up a yearlong journey opposite your sign, bringing a challenging 12-month cycle to an end.Your romantic situation has gone through many ups and downs. Very shortly it will be smooth sailing again.


So I don't believe in horoscopes. But I've cut it out, and am going to carry it around in my wallet for a little while. And now I'm going to go have a bit of a cry.

Comments

[marieoroumania.livejournal.com]

Can you please read me Gemini's? :)

[misslynn.livejournal.com]

linky :)

[piddyx.livejournal.com]

Gemini - September 2006

Embrace anger in all of its forms this month to bring colourful incidents into your life, especially in interior decorating type situations.

You will be called upon to stop sharply this month all of a sudden while driving or pushing a wheelchair or pram. Ensure your brakes have not been tampered with by underworld connections with whom you have had a tempestuous past.

Practice the everyday use of sign language carefully after dark especially in reasonably well-lit areas.

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

*Hugs*

[tanyad.livejournal.com]

Hey,

If your online give me a nudge... got a question for you.

T

[pixelene.livejournal.com]

I've started to read the Red Eye religiously because a) it's so damn free, and b) because I can get through the entire thing in one day, generally, including putting on make-up on the way to work and napping on the way back.

Today there was an ad for a Pumpkin Carving contest. Pumpkin was spelled "pumpkin", "pumkin" AND "pumpking" all in the same 1/4 page ad!!!!!! It was awesome!!!!!

[piddyx.livejournal.com]

12 months is a long cycle. Most of the girls I know only get one a month.

Mine reads:

Pluto and Mercury will fight to control you mood swings this month in a Walt-Disney-short-cartoon-of-the-early-1940's type way. It looks likely that Mercury will win in the end after jamming a spanner down Pluto's throat.

A happy-go-lucky colleague from work is set to bring you grief this month, peppered, as always, by a moment or two of genuine belly laughing hilarity. A reference to water should be taken as a sign that harm is just around the corner.

Pluto's 'things you ought to know this month': Homophobia is not a hatred of your home.

[violachic.livejournal.com]

You have this gift for making me laugh out loud :-)