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Oct. 23rd, 2006 01:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicSo I don't read the RedEye. I mean, I really don't read it- I have read a copy cover to cover exactly once, and decided it was crap. I haven't read a copy since.
But today, I cannibalised one to get the crossword as my break entertainment.
I looked down at the corpse of the rest of the paper that was lying on the table. The horoscopes were on the page that was staring up at me.
So I read mine. Just out of curiosity.
I'm not a big believer in horoscopes. But sometimes I have to admit they hit pretty close to home. Sometimes.
My horoscope in the RedEye today reads as follows:
Jupiter is finishing up a yearlong journey opposite your sign, bringing a challenging 12-month cycle to an end.Your romantic situation has gone through many ups and downs. Very shortly it will be smooth sailing again.
So I don't believe in horoscopes. But I've cut it out, and am going to carry it around in my wallet for a little while. And now I'm going to go have a bit of a cry.
But today, I cannibalised one to get the crossword as my break entertainment.
I looked down at the corpse of the rest of the paper that was lying on the table. The horoscopes were on the page that was staring up at me.
So I read mine. Just out of curiosity.
I'm not a big believer in horoscopes. But sometimes I have to admit they hit pretty close to home. Sometimes.
My horoscope in the RedEye today reads as follows:
Jupiter is finishing up a yearlong journey opposite your sign, bringing a challenging 12-month cycle to an end.Your romantic situation has gone through many ups and downs. Very shortly it will be smooth sailing again.
So I don't believe in horoscopes. But I've cut it out, and am going to carry it around in my wallet for a little while. And now I'm going to go have a bit of a cry.
