The Jesus/Frosty Conspiracy
Dec. 17th, 2005 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicSo am I the last person in the world to recognize these parallels?
Jesus: Born on Christmas
Frosty: "Came to life" on Christmas Day
Jesus: Hung around with kids
Frosty: Hung around with kids
Jesus: Had a very short preaching period (3 years)
Frosty: Had a very short preaching period (one day)
Jesus: Had run-ins with the law
Frosty: Had a run-in with the law
Jesus: Was crucified*
Frosty: Melted*
Jesus: Promised he'd be back
Frosty: Promised he'd be back
Jesus: With us always via the Holy Spirit until he returns
Frosty: With us always in our hearts until he returns
So. Am I wrong?
I don't think so.
*Okay, so I can't come up with a good Frosty parallel for the resurrection... I don't think this disqualifies my analogy....
Jesus: Born on Christmas
Frosty: "Came to life" on Christmas Day
Jesus: Hung around with kids
Frosty: Hung around with kids
Jesus: Had a very short preaching period (3 years)
Frosty: Had a very short preaching period (one day)
Jesus: Had run-ins with the law
Frosty: Had a run-in with the law
Jesus: Was crucified*
Frosty: Melted*
Jesus: Promised he'd be back
Frosty: Promised he'd be back
Jesus: With us always via the Holy Spirit until he returns
Frosty: With us always in our hearts until he returns
So. Am I wrong?
I don't think so.
*Okay, so I can't come up with a good Frosty parallel for the resurrection... I don't think this disqualifies my analogy....
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Date: 2005-12-17 09:03 pm (UTC)Frosty: Carried a broomstick through the village
You may be onto something here.