The Jesus/Frosty Conspiracy

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So am I the last person in the world to recognize these parallels?



Jesus: Born on Christmas

Frosty: "Came to life" on Christmas Day


Jesus: Hung around with kids

Frosty: Hung around with kids



Jesus: Had a very short preaching period (3 years)

Frosty: Had a very short preaching period (one day)


Jesus: Had run-ins with the law

Frosty: Had a run-in with the law



Jesus: Was crucified*

Frosty: Melted*


Jesus: Promised he'd be back

Frosty: Promised he'd be back


Jesus: With us always via the Holy Spirit until he returns

Frosty: With us always in our hearts until he returns


So. Am I wrong?


I don't think so.




*Okay, so I can't come up with a good Frosty parallel for the resurrection... I don't think this disqualifies my analogy....