The Jesus/Frosty Conspiracy

[violachic]

So am I the last person in the world to recognize these parallels?



Jesus: Born on Christmas

Frosty: "Came to life" on Christmas Day


Jesus: Hung around with kids

Frosty: Hung around with kids



Jesus: Had a very short preaching period (3 years)

Frosty: Had a very short preaching period (one day)


Jesus: Had run-ins with the law

Frosty: Had a run-in with the law



Jesus: Was crucified*

Frosty: Melted*


Jesus: Promised he'd be back

Frosty: Promised he'd be back


Jesus: With us always via the Holy Spirit until he returns

Frosty: With us always in our hearts until he returns


So. Am I wrong?


I don't think so.




*Okay, so I can't come up with a good Frosty parallel for the resurrection... I don't think this disqualifies my analogy....

Comments

[magp.livejournal.com]

I think you're on to something there!

[erik]

Jesus: Carried a cross through the village
Frosty: Carried a broomstick through the village

You may be onto something here.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

This is adorable. I pointed a couple of my friends to this, and I'm going to take it to church on Monday when I have handbell choir practice. The little old ladies are going to love it.

[fiddleteacher.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one thinking along these general lines, though this is a bit different... check today's Boondocks:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/boondocks_comic/

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Resurrection? Doesn't it count that Frosty could come back every year (winter) if he wants to?

I like it.

[disappearinjon.livejournal.com]

I was definitely taught in Elementary school that it was an intentional parallel... so you're definitely not the only person to think this.

[xanandax.livejournal.com]

Nice!

[mofus.livejournal.com]

It's like The DaVinci Code part two up in here...

[rangoon.livejournal.com]

Do you know what the first phrase Frosty uttered was when he came to life?

[atlanticat.livejournal.com]

"Happy Birthday" ?

[spacepppete.livejournal.com]

happy holidays