Viola Joke-of-the-Day
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violachicQ: How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies?
A: Ten. One to stir the batter and nine to peel the M & M's.
Q: What is the longest viola joke?
A: Harold in Italy
Q: What do you call a bunch of violists in a hot tub?
A: Vegetable soup.
Q:Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
A:Neither did I.
Q: Why did the violist marry the accordion player?
A: Upward mobility.
Q: Why do you always bury a viola player three feet under?
A: Because deep down they are all very nice people.
Q: How do you keep a violist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
A: Ten. One to stir the batter and nine to peel the M & M's.
Q: What is the longest viola joke?
A: Harold in Italy
Q: What do you call a bunch of violists in a hot tub?
A: Vegetable soup.
Q:Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
A:Neither did I.
Q: Why did the violist marry the accordion player?
A: Upward mobility.
Q: Why do you always bury a viola player three feet under?
A: Because deep down they are all very nice people.
Q: How do you keep a violist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Date: 2003-09-14 05:23 pm (UTC)