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[violachic]

Megachurches piss me off


I especially like the part where the guy says "I pastor a multimillion dollar congregation. You've got to put me on a different scale than the little black preacher sitting over there that's supposed to be just getting by because the people are suffering." Yes, you are truly God's messenger *eyeroll*

Comments

This says it all :

[ankh156.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have nothing against the Jewish Hippie. It's just all his friends I can't stand.

[grahamwest.livejournal.com]

The names are what really crack me up. Creflo DOLLAR! Oral SUER!

[tanyad.livejournal.com]

You know for years I thought Creflo Dollar was a time share pitch on public television

[j00j.livejournal.com]

This is when you start quoting the bit about rich men, camels, and needles...

[andelku.livejournal.com]

Okay, I couldn't get past this line:

"$23,000 commode with a marble top"

Why would anyone even *WANT* a $23,000 commode with a marble top? Who even makes them?

[themiddlestates.livejournal.com]

i sold mine. it was so hard to keep it clean.

[andelku.livejournal.com]

I've heard that about them!

[themiddlestates.livejournal.com]

Long's New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Ga. Among other things, Long is asked to explain a church official's 2005 claim that Long no longer accepts a salary from the church but does take a "love offering."

a what??

[andelku.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but am I the only one who is thinking something obscene is involved in the "love offering"?

[themiddlestates.livejournal.com]

i keep thinking barry white.

[stannate.livejournal.com]

I did not realize that Joyce Meyer was from my (new) neck of the woods until the Grassley investigation started up. Prosperity theology can suck me, though I fear that it would want to charge me beforehand...