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[livejournal.com profile] magp generously posted the link to a petition to grant Jesus Christ Citizenship to the US when He finally returns to Earth.

Now, I need to know your opinion on this petition. I've heard folks blaming the right-winged nutjobs, but I'm inclined to think its a joke- perhaps,even (attention Pro-Life Pete, AHEM) satire.

What do you think?


[Poll #778078]






Please feel free to expound upon your answer in the comments....

Date: 2006-07-25 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walrusoct9.livejournal.com
If you were jesus, and um, real, would you want to return to this mess? I don't think so.

Date: 2006-07-25 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamwest.livejournal.com
The site listed as having created the poll is a spoof blog.

Date: 2006-07-26 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbigbrother.livejournal.com
Now that is good humor...

If I were he I wouldn't come here. Amsterdam all the way!!

Date: 2006-07-26 03:14 am (UTC)
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (jesus by missandrony)
From: [personal profile] sabotabby
Being neither Christian nor American, I can't sign. I love that Jesus would probably be immediately deported as a Middle Eastern commie turrist if he came back, though.

Date: 2006-07-26 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
I downloaded a communist t-shirt for my sims the other day, thinking of you all the way. Totally down with the red hammer and sickle.

Date: 2006-07-27 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orpheus42.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD I love your icon.

Date: 2006-07-26 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unhipster.livejournal.com
I'd like to believe it's a joke, but I've just seen so much stupidity....

Date: 2006-07-26 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetdan.livejournal.com
Jesus is no fool. He'd go Canadian, eh....

Date: 2006-07-26 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
I totally agree, but, if He wants citizenship, He'll have to find a nice gal (or guy, since its legal there) () and get Himself hitched...

Date: 2006-07-26 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
Dang, there was supposed to be this link (http://www.marryacanadian.ca/) in there somewhere....

Date: 2006-07-26 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geezerlee.livejournal.com
I looked up "Shelly the Republican" and thought she just might be for real, until I saw an entry from July 19 exposing the Song of Solomon as a Liberal effort to contaminate the Holy Bible. Loved it!

Date: 2006-07-26 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
*grin* yeah, the more I read, the harder I laugh. check out some of the signatures on that petition, too.

Date: 2006-07-26 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magp.livejournal.com
Well, I found it on Fundies Say the Darndest Things; and believe me, that's mild in comparison to some of the posts one normally sees on there.

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