Some thoughts about opiates
Mar. 30th, 2006 08:54 pm1) While I totally understand why pharmacies need the person for whom the prescription is written to pick it up and show ID, it does seem sort of contrary to why a person would be prescribed such drugs in the first place. Meaning that if I'm in enough pain to have been prescribed this to begin with, it seems silly to have to drag my ass out of the house in order to get the pills that will make the pain go away.
2) They told me at the doctor's on Tuesday that since two pills totally knock me out, to try only taking one, and seeing if that minimizes the pain without knocking me out. Guess what- nope! I'm about to fall off my chair. Can't believe I can still type.
3) They give me weird dreams, so I have to manage what I read/see/talk about right before I fall asleep, or less-than-benign things will cause my dreams to get really twisted. To help combat this, I've taken to reading the most benign children's book I own- about three orphan girls who go to ballet and stage school, in 1930s London- as I'm falling asleep. So far, it seems to have done the trick. Sci-fi=BAD, as do most movies.
4) How come it still hurts where the cat scratched and bit me about an hour ago? They should put a disclaimer on the bottle, right next to the one about operating heavy machinery, that says something like "don't play 'poke the cat' under the influence of this drug, because YOU WILL LOSE!"
2) They told me at the doctor's on Tuesday that since two pills totally knock me out, to try only taking one, and seeing if that minimizes the pain without knocking me out. Guess what- nope! I'm about to fall off my chair. Can't believe I can still type.
3) They give me weird dreams, so I have to manage what I read/see/talk about right before I fall asleep, or less-than-benign things will cause my dreams to get really twisted. To help combat this, I've taken to reading the most benign children's book I own- about three orphan girls who go to ballet and stage school, in 1930s London- as I'm falling asleep. So far, it seems to have done the trick. Sci-fi=BAD, as do most movies.
4) How come it still hurts where the cat scratched and bit me about an hour ago? They should put a disclaimer on the bottle, right next to the one about operating heavy machinery, that says something like "don't play 'poke the cat' under the influence of this drug, because YOU WILL LOSE!"
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Date: 2006-03-31 04:42 pm (UTC)