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Dear Tall People,

Please don't monkey with the level of my desk chair.


Sincerely,

[livejournal.com profile] violachic

Date: 2006-01-13 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepykins.livejournal.com
but it's so much fun :)

Date: 2006-01-13 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
Tall people who mess with my chair are hereby mandated to come give me a backrub caused by messing with my chair!

Date: 2006-01-13 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supertaz.livejournal.com
It would take a lot of messing with your chair to get it to give you a backrub, but I could draw up some plans...

Date: 2006-01-14 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
Wow. Now there's a fetish....

Date: 2006-01-14 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supertaz.livejournal.com
Which? Massage chairs or the geekiness to engineer one? :P

Date: 2006-01-16 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com


.....yes.....

Date: 2006-01-14 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliofile.livejournal.com
I would be willing to give you a backrub even before I messed with your chair, but either one would require that we be in the same state. It'll probably be awhile, then.

Date: 2006-01-14 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
I know. So sad. :-(

Date: 2006-01-13 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisatheriveter.livejournal.com
Hear, hear! And don't put frequently-used items on the tallest shelf in the kitchen. And if you hire a short person to come into your home and do work for you, buy a freaking step stool. (Just kidding, [livejournal.com profile] aboxofeyes. ::grin::)

Date: 2006-01-13 11:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-13 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spot.livejournal.com
Dear Short People,

Grow.

Sincerely,

~spot

Date: 2006-01-14 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliofile.livejournal.com
I mean really, isn't that why god made stilts?

Date: 2006-01-14 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
I'll grow.

On you.


Like fungi.


:-P

Date: 2006-01-14 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pheret1.livejournal.com
Hey now... I've tried!

Date: 2006-01-14 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetdan.livejournal.com
It's the combine. They adjust your chair at night when the speed the clocks up and down.

Date: 2006-01-16 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
They're in league with the gnomes who steal my pens at night.

Date: 2006-01-14 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dust-wind-dude.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] violachic,

We've reviewed your request. We are happy to announce that with much consideration, scientific studies and analyses, we've discovered a solution which will benefit both the parties of yourself and tall people. Our proposal is this:


Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cordially,

Tall People

d'OH!

Date: 2006-01-16 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dl76.livejournal.com
no benefit to short people.

unsatisfactory answer.

Date: 2006-01-15 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymc.livejournal.com
i miss you too!
what are you up to tonight?

Date: 2006-01-15 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rincewindrocks.livejournal.com
Dear Short People,

Ha Ha, you're short.

Love,

Mary

Date: 2006-01-16 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dl76.livejournal.com
meanie.

BTW: you're getting added without the requisite email and junk.

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