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[violachic]

Dear Tall People,

Please don't monkey with the level of my desk chair.


Sincerely,

violachic

Comments

[sleepykins.livejournal.com]

but it's so much fun :)

[violachic.livejournal.com]

Tall people who mess with my chair are hereby mandated to come give me a backrub caused by messing with my chair!

[supertaz.livejournal.com]

It would take a lot of messing with your chair to get it to give you a backrub, but I could draw up some plans...

[violachic.livejournal.com]

Wow. Now there's a fetish....

[supertaz.livejournal.com]

Which? Massage chairs or the geekiness to engineer one? :P

[violachic.livejournal.com]

.....yes.....

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

I would be willing to give you a backrub even before I messed with your chair, but either one would require that we be in the same state. It'll probably be awhile, then.

[violachic.livejournal.com]

I know. So sad. :-(

[lisatheriveter.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear! And don't put frequently-used items on the tallest shelf in the kitchen. And if you hire a short person to come into your home and do work for you, buy a freaking step stool. (Just kidding, aboxofeyes. ::grin::)

[franciscan.livejournal.com]

oops.....

[spot.livejournal.com]

Dear Short People,

Grow.

Sincerely,

~spot

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

I mean really, isn't that why god made stilts?

[violachic.livejournal.com]

I'll grow.

On you.


Like fungi.


:-P

[pheret1.livejournal.com]

Hey now... I've tried!

[poetdan.livejournal.com]

It's the combine. They adjust your chair at night when the speed the clocks up and down.

[violachic.livejournal.com]

They're in league with the gnomes who steal my pens at night.

[dust-wind-dude.livejournal.com]

violachic,

We've reviewed your request. We are happy to announce that with much consideration, scientific studies and analyses, we've discovered a solution which will benefit both the parties of yourself and tall people. Our proposal is this:


Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cordially,

Tall People

d'OH!

[dl76.livejournal.com]

no benefit to short people.

unsatisfactory answer.

[kymc.livejournal.com]

i miss you too!
what are you up to tonight?

[rincewindrocks.livejournal.com]

Dear Short People,

Ha Ha, you're short.

Love,

Mary

[dl76.livejournal.com]

meanie.

BTW: you're getting added without the requisite email and junk.