Viola Joke-of-the-Day
Dec. 27th, 2005 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicIts been a long time. Oh, I know its been a looooong time. Hopefully, that means my avid Viola Joke readers will have forgotten some of the jokes, because I think I have to recycle them. Besides, I don't know what I've posted and what I haven't posted anymore.
In light of that....
Q; What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a viola.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two violists playing in unison.
Q: What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
In light of that....
Q; What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a viola.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two violists playing in unison.
Q: What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
A: Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
A: Vibrato.
