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[violachic]

Okay, so.....


Granted, I haven't worn socks on a regular basis since, oh, about May;


Granted, my bedroom is horribly and fantasically and just amazingly untidy and disorganized;


Granted, I have a whole basket full of warm-type clothing (CLEAN!) in the laundry room I haven't looked through since the beginning of the summer;


But still...

It should not be this hard to find a matching pair of socks.

And what makes it harder is, about 95% of my socks are novelty socks, so its not like I can just grab two that "sorta" look alike. Not that I'm entirely against wearing non-matching socks, but...

IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD TO FIND A MATCHING PAIR OF SOCKS!

Comments

[rangoon.livejournal.com]

Just tell people that you're blind. They ought to let you off the hook for that.

[violachic.livejournal.com]

I'll try that, see what happens. I wonder if they'll buy it... hmmm....


Think they'll buy the "seeing-eye bird" story?

Sockey

[piddyx.livejournal.com]

1) Make sock puppets
2) Place on feet
3) Play viola while standing on head, feet act out Die Fledermaus by Johann Strauss. Left foot is Rosalinde and the right is Eisenstein.
4) Join Avant-Guarde theatre troope. Win much acclaim and develop cult following.
5) Retire to south pacific to escape your rabid following. Only wear sandals now, as shoes and socks remind you of the corrupting influence fame has on art.