Viola Joke-of-the-Day
Oct. 6th, 2003 01:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicQ: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.
Q: What's the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto?
A: Music Minus One
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: What is the range of a Viola?
A: As far as you can kick it.
Q: What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common?
A: They're both offensive and inaccurate.
Q: What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola?
A: If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet.
Q: What is the definition of a cluster chord?
A: A viola section playing on the C string.
Q: Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
A: All those positions!
A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.
Q: What's the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto?
A: Music Minus One
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: What is the range of a Viola?
A: As far as you can kick it.
Q: What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common?
A: They're both offensive and inaccurate.
Q: What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola?
A: If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet.
Q: What is the definition of a cluster chord?
A: A viola section playing on the C string.
Q: Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
A: All those positions!
