Jewish Haikus
Jun. 8th, 2003 06:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicHer lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade
Harsh Scrabble discord--
someone has placed "putzhead" on
a triple word score.
A cat steals into
the night just like my former
partner, that gonif.
Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?
Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings
No, I didn't write them. I just felt like posting and didn't have anything to say. So I'm saying this.
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade
Harsh Scrabble discord--
someone has placed "putzhead" on
a triple word score.
A cat steals into
the night just like my former
partner, that gonif.
Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?
Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings
No, I didn't write them. I just felt like posting and didn't have anything to say. So I'm saying this.
