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Mar. 9th, 2003 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
violachicQ:Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?
A:Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Q:If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
A1:The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.
A2:Who cares?
Q:Why is viola called "bratsche" in Germany?
A:Because that's the sound it makes when you sit down on it.
A:Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Q:If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
A1:The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.
A2:Who cares?
Q:Why is viola called "bratsche" in Germany?
A:Because that's the sound it makes when you sit down on it.
