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Dear Copier Gods,

I have a crapload of documents to copy in the next few days. Most of them need to be duplexed. Please just tell me what rituals I need to execute in order to make this go smoothly.


Desperately,

[livejournal.com profile] violachic

Date: 2006-03-01 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanyad.livejournal.com
Hop up and down on one foot, chanting a rain dance and wave your arms in a counter clockwise circle while attempting to copy.

Date: 2006-03-01 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymc.livejournal.com
hey!
are you available to come out here at some time durring the day on peace week?
Thursday afternoon there are preists, rabiis, ministers comming to talk about peace in their faiths...
I also think it would be cool if you wanted to speak in the lobby... or hand out info about CPT.
(so technically it would be work?)
love you

Date: 2006-03-01 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
Oooooh.


Maybe. Is there official room for me? Who should I contact?


I'd LOVE to! That's next week right?

Date: 2006-03-01 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymc.livejournal.com
Contact Lee Kessleman. I think you would probably be in the main lobby of the art center.
but I talked to him today about you contacting him.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
yeah... next week:)

Date: 2006-03-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
You must be at school, I just tried to call your house and woke up your mom (sorry, mom!) :-)

I think Lee's email is in your post about this, I'll check that and contact him about it.

AWESOME! YOU ROCK! *dances*

Date: 2006-03-01 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymc.livejournal.com
(really bad foreign accent)
I do nouuuting. u are being one who rule

Date: 2006-03-01 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
Heh.

You and Kate and Lori should get together and do russian accents :-)

*mwah* I hope I can be involved, this sounds so exciting :-D

Date: 2006-03-01 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fille-de-livre.livejournal.com
Remember when you have much to copy, that copiers smell urgency. They know that if they eat things, run out of toner, and generally misbehave they will be one step closer to their ultimate goal of making us all crazy. So remember be very calm, relaxed, tell the copier you have all day. Otherwise...

Date: 2006-03-01 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syphilis.livejournal.com
The proper ritual would be to fornicate on top of the copier with the cover open. If you hit the copy button occassionally while being mounted this will make the copier gods very, very happy.

Date: 2006-03-01 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
...otherwise I'll have to go all office-space on its copier ass

;-)

Date: 2006-03-02 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiddleteacher.livejournal.com
I was generally thinking along those lines... duplicate your firstborn...etc.

Religion

Date: 2006-03-02 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nakednscreaming.livejournal.com
Will you be praying to the pagan copier god Xerox or to something in the more popular Cannon?

Re: Religion

Date: 2006-03-02 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violachic.livejournal.com
I try to cover all my bases.

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