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[violachic]

entertain me?

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[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Camilla.
Camilla who?
Camilla minute.

[magp.livejournal.com]

::Tap dancing across the stage with a cane and a straw hat::

[syphilis.livejournal.com]

Lets have sex!

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

with a screen name like that why not!

[syphilis.livejournal.com]

That offer was originally only for violachic but I would be happy to mate with you also! When/where are you available?

[2049live.livejournal.com]

*juggles*

*sings*

*dances*

*realises that he can't do any of those and fails miserably*

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have that appointment, about that thing, you know, with that guy.

[(Anonymous)]

Go play with wikipedia. I got lost in the Monty Python articles this morning...

[loonyatcbh.livejournal.com]

I hate when I'm signed out...

[misslynn.livejournal.com]

.... i feel stupid, and contagious :)

[bethypooh95.livejournal.com]

i some how dont think i am properly equipped to entertain you. plus there is the gross out fat factor. but if you insist!!!

[syphilis.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you are already being mounted and penetrated?

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

*makes an idiot of herself playing double stops for you*

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Alas, yes.

They didn't teach me this in law school:

[mofus.livejournal.com]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060127/ap_on_re_us/dominatrix_trial

[belmikey.livejournal.com]

*does a crazy little monkey dance*

[dl76.livejournal.com]

you could come over and I could spray some air freshener and we could watch my dog sneeze for 5 minutes.