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Q)Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?
A)They think he's carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.


Q)Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case?
A)They think he's carrying a viola and might be about to use it.


and for extra credit:

Q)Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
A)All those positions!
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