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Years ago, when subdermalglow started telling me that Eddie Izzard was the funniest person on Earth, I was quite skeptical. I mean, there's a lot of people on Earth. Many of them are funny. Some of them are very funny. How do you figure out exactly who the funniest person on Earth is?

Well, I have learned something.

Not only is Eddie Izzard the funniest person on Earth*, but there is an Eddie Izzard sketch for every single occasion. EVERY single occasion.


I will let you use your imagination as to exactly why I'm posting this sketch right now. And no, it has nothing to do with printers.

*with utterly foul language, which, for some reason, is part of the charm, because he is not a foul person at all

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Because, really, why play with the toys when you can commune with them?

Perfect timing!

From the altfriday5:

1. Do you live in a climate that has noticeable seasonal changes in weather?
Yes. Every six hours or so. Just never when you really want it to.

2. Are seasons and climate a factor in your decisions about where to live?
You know? Funny you ask. I was just thinking about making a post reminding my friends in Chicago that the only reason I haven't moved to Belize yet is because of how much I love them.

3. Do you have a favorite season? If so, which one?
Spring, Summer, and Autumn

4. If so, what makes it your favorite? If not, why not?
No, actually, Autumn is my favorite. Its the perfect range of temperatures, not too wet, and the colors and smells and everything are gorgeous. It reminds me of going back to school as a little kid (I was a nerd, sue me), and Halloween is fun, and the candy corn and the pumpkins and everything.

5. If you could design your perfect cycle of seasons, what would it look like?
Take what Chicago has now, remove late November through early March, and spread the rest of it over 12 months.



Ed. note: Are we picking up on any patterns? Reading between the lines?

I


HATE


WINTER!

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Today's Going Jesus blog post starts off I thought about giving up snark for Lent, but yeah...not gonna happen.


Yeah.



I know how you feel.