If someone has a free second, could you duck down quickly to hell to see if Satan is wearing mittens?
I read an editorial today in the Tribune by Kathleen Parker that not only didn't make me feel either nauseous or like throwing something heavy across the room within the first four sentences, but I read and enjoyed the entire thing.
And for the record, no, I don't support Smoke Free Chicago. I don't always like being around smoky places, but to legislate it is stupid. Really stupid. And control-freak-ish. If someplace is too smoky for me, I'll leave.