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You are a Mouse!


What kind of furry are you?
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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fufill it.
Life is a sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.


-Mother Teresa

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Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.


Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.


Q: Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
A: All those positions!

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